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Wife: Honey! this Laptop is not working as per my command......!
Husband: Honey! This is a machine, not your husband.  (collected) |
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I said to my wife I found a tenner if I'd found another tenner I'd get a divorce , she said here I'll lend you one
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Wife: Honey! this Laptop is not working as per my command......! Husband: Honey! This is a machine, not your husband. (collected) nice |
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Wife "what's the difference between a sigh, a car and a jackass?"
Husband "I don't know, what?" Wife "A sigh is "oh dear", a car is too dear" Husband "And what's a jackass?" Wife "You dear." |
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