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Pound a six inch spike thru an oak 2x4 with your tallywacker ~ Real Genius (1985) Dat's nuffin. Pound yer tallywacker through an oak 2x4. If I did that, it would get a boo-boo. Then I would need some fine lady to kiss my boo-boo. Eggzactly!! But don't let the secret out. Every guy and his dog will be trying it. |
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How impress a girl
Constant pressure on a girl lying on a soft impressionable material. There are following tips to impress a girl.
I think there needs to be greater expounding on these tips. I mean: 1 choose interesting topic to chat.
Interesting to you? To her? To both? How do you figure out what she thinks is interesting to the degree that it will help impress her? Lots of people find a topic interesting, but not to a significant degree. 2. Be confident
Exactly how confident? From her perspective? Or yours? Is you feeling confident in yourself good enough if she thinks your confidence is lacking? What if she thinks you are being overly confident?5 3. Let her talk about herself.
What if it's not interesting? What if she starts talking about herself, and then realizes it's not an interesting topic, and what happens if that undermines your confidence? Like she's talking about herself, realizes it's not an interesting topic, but you don't really know anything about the topic she's addressing? 4. Be patient ,be unique,be honest
Those seem like 3 different tips. What level of patience? Should I let her talk about herself for 6 years 5online before asking her for coffee? How do I know if I am unique? What if I think I'm unique, but she's seen guys like me dozens of times? How honest? Should I tell her about the raging boner every time I see her? Every passing thought that goes through my head? 5.have good sense of humour
What if I think I'm funny, but she doesn't? What if she finds me funny, but when I try she doesn't think I'm funny, and can't really figure out why she thinks I'm humorous? What is a "good sense of humour" that I can use for every single woman? Dat's nuffin. Pound yer tallywacker through an oak 2x4. Dat's nuffin. Have an oak 2x4 impale itself on your tallywacker after your magic tallywacker brings it to life, teaches it to sing, and it worships you with zealotry. "People are strange, when you're a stranger, show them your penis and scare them away," - some comic from the 80's or 90's I can't remember the name of but I thought it was funny when he sang that to The Doors tune, back when The Doors and Jim Morrison was still kinda relevant and I think a Doors movie came out around that time, and it had Meg Ryan in it, wth happened to her? America's pixie sweetheart turned into botoxzilla, I hope she's not dead inside pining for her lost youth, I wish she'd married Tom Hanks. |
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Touch your nose with your tongue. Hey I can do that myself! Not impressive lol |
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Knew a feller,
Could take his teeth out And touch his chin to his nose. He never got any dates. |
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Knew a feller, Could take his teeth out And touch his chin to his nose. He never got any dates. |
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