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Topic: YOU'VE GOT BALLS
mzrosie's photo
Mon 04/24/17 06:33 PM

I made a similar statement in the "Do Men Really READ the profiles ???" thread on Saturday laugh


I just read read about them massive cajones and I thought wow that big? laugh
thanks, funky flowerforyou

mzrosie's photo
Mon 04/24/17 06:41 PM

More Balls = More Fun






and more balls...




mzrosie's photo
Mon 04/24/17 06:42 PM

My ex had my balls in her purse but I got them back from her..lol


does your ex know you got your balls back? laugh
thanks, no1 flowerforyou

mzrosie's photo
Mon 04/24/17 06:47 PM

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!



that song is so funny
thanks, goofball flowerforyou

... now everybody sings....

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls


mzrosie's photo
Mon 04/24/17 06:51 PM

"Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!......"



had to google this one... Colin Blunstone - Chocolate Salty Balls
not a fan of South Park
thanks again, funky waving

mzrosie's photo
Mon 04/24/17 06:56 PM

There is a scene in "The Godfather" (1972) in which one of the family asks another, "He got balls?", meaning "does he have the guts to do this action we want him to do?" Those three words are all that's needed to convey their thought.




thanks, Mike6615 flowerforyou

mzrosie's photo
Mon 04/24/17 06:59 PM

laugh This reminds me of that Betty White quote.
"Why do people say, "Grow a pair of balls?" Balls are weak and sensitive. If you REALLY want to get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding!"


I remember that Hot in Cleveland episode... Betty White was right laugh
thanks, Beach flowerforyou

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Mon 04/24/17 07:10 PM

Ome ...... Did you know the lyrics were originally .. I've got a rocket in my pocket and it is headed for Uranus ., but women were a bit shy about acknowledging that back in the 60's .. offtopic laugh laugh waving

That's funny sounds a little bit like Uranus)Lyrics by Alien Sex Freind laugh offtopic again.

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Mon 04/24/17 07:22 PM


My ex had my balls in her purse but I got them back from her..lol


does your ex know you got your balls back? laugh
thanks, no1 flowerforyou
..no I replaceed them with a couple of heavy rocks...lol

mzrosie's photo
Mon 04/24/17 07:26 PM



My ex had my balls in her purse but I got them back from her..lol


does your ex know you got your balls back? laugh
thanks, no1 flowerforyou
..no I replaceed them with a couple of heavy rocks...lol


laugh good for you drinks

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Mon 04/24/17 08:44 PM
You got balls posting this....

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 04/24/17 09:43 PM
Some guys even deflate their balls. oops laugh

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Mon 04/24/17 10:37 PM
the only balls here in the :flag_ph: would be edible squid balls and fish balls :basketball: lol

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