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... then you have no sense of humor!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&mode=related&search |
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lol
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I really feel like the odd-ball here.
I'm afraid I can't laugh at this LadyValkyrie,.... 
I'm on Dial-up and videos are beyond my reach! 
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What Karma Said!!
Oh I Have Seen This One And Oh HELL YES!
...but he LOVES you, and he NEEDS money |
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I pray to Joe Pesci
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Joe Bless You for reminding me of this gem
for Abra: http://www.danielcurran.com/2003/10/george-carlin-on-religion.php and http://www.geocities.com/bobmelzer/gc10cx.html |
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oops - father Dan's link is dead...
but it is still HERE http://www.rense.com/general69/obj.htm 
Praise Joe 
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About 5,000 years ago a bunch of religious and political hustlers got together to try to figure out how to control people and keep them in line. They knew people were basically stupid and would believe anything they were told, so they announced that God had given them some commandments, up on a mountain, when no one was around.
Well let me ask you this- when they were making this **** up, why did they pick 10? When you stop and think about this it’s genuinely a GREAT QUESTION! Had GOD made the commandments wouldn’t there have been only SEVEN! Isn’t 7 supposed to be God’s favorite number? It’s a dead give away here that someone was counting commandments on their fingers and wanted to match up a commandment to each finger.
That settles it! If there were any doubts before this they’ve just been completely obliterated.
Thanks for the links S1ow!
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Joe Pesci says:
ABRA....GO FORTH THERE SHALL BE A TORRENT A TORRENT OF BITS AND YE SHALL HAVE NEED OF BROADBAND
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I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's no way to treat a friend.
This is gold S1ow!
By the way, I’ve been praying to Verizon for broadband for about a year now and so far no results. Maybe Verizon doesn’t exist? 
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This is gold S1ow!
By the way, I’ve been praying to Verizon for broadband for about a year now and so far no results. Maybe Verizon doesn’t exist?
May Joe grant you strength... to persevere the trial of Job which is the trial of dialup - until you can get a free trial of cable
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That was awesome. The stuff he says is so simple why can't we all talk that way when we need it.
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All Hail George Carlin.....
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Hail, Almighty Bruce!!
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Ah the Prophet and Sage Carlin...This man says it like it is.Tells it on a way you can understand it,and makes you rethink life and what goes on in it. "Tonight's Forcast..Dark,continued mostly dark tonight turning to partly scattered light in the morning..." So true and who could argue...
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