Share some crazy experience from last week/month

I ran with scissors.

Other than that..not saying until
Statute of Limitations makes it safe to say.

last week a friend and I went to a fortune teller, she told me an ex-love would contact me, the very next day a man I dated 20 years ago called me.

I removed that "Do Not Remove" tag on my mattress...it felt so naughty.

Since the teller's that good, go back and ask her for the winning lottery number!

I had oatmeal instead of toast for breakfast this morning.

《《 ~~~~ mattress tag ripper

OMG Waterloo how shocking. Lol

Writing literotica with an email pen pal,,,crazy interesting,,,,

I read this post

Looking at baby beef here in Mingleland and thinking how I could match them up with their Senior twins at omy upcoming class reunion
I don't who it would scare more. Lol

If women didn't have to carry their offspring it wouldn't just be the few Gents sweating bullets. ROFLMBO

I watched FOXNews and I didn't spontaneously combust.

I haven't lost IQ points reading some of the glorious Mingle threads,,,,,

As a teenager had the typical complex of "The Man" holding me down (in my planned suburban community).

Some friends and I took some hacksaws to the metal signage of The "Rancho Viejo Police" station...so it read ancho Vie Police.

We knew it was spelled wrong but papers correct us with an "Anchovy Police" headline.

This makes think of a Senior Class prank.

A actually pretty well liked coach finely bit the dust of his illustrious bachelor days and married a local gal from a big Catholic family in a Huge Church wedding.

With volumous loads of gifts the young couple received several nice sets of King Size sheets.

So with a small washer at home the coach decides to help his bride out and take them to the schools industrial size machine. Of course,such to their dismay they disappeared.

Only to reappear sewn together furled down the front side of the down town hotel with quite large neatly basted on purple and gold letters "Class of 72 Rocks !!!!"

Once when I was young I went with my uncle and my Dad. to help them renovate a house..
He ..my dad was doing some electrical work..
And there were a few exposed wires..
Well...lol.. all I remember is my father saying now Ph.D!! do not touch these wires!!...me..ohhh.k... not a problem don't worry....ohhh.. and as I'm reaching out for the two wires, saying out loud to him ..do you mean these wires???.. as I grabbed each wire firmly in my hands...WOW!!! What a ride that was...lol.. woke up a few minutes later with my pants a little wet... my dad and uncle standing over top of me laughing.. my dad not so much..lol..
My uncle saying to my dad ...typical PhD..lol

hmm, explains alot

I know. It was truly a wild morning.