Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
> they
> were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
> into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
> there.
> Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam too the bottom and
> pulled Jim out.
>
> When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he
> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he
> now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
>
> When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news
> and
> bad news.The good news is you're being discharged; since you were
> able
> to
> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
> another
> patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindness
>
> The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right
> after
> you saved him, with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so
> sorry
> but
> he's dead...
>
> Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
> soon
> can
> I go home?

Another good one! LMAO!

OMG, that was too funny.
Wonder if she still got to go home. LOL



PMS

I think she did get still get to go home. I think it was my ex.

ouch jtip

funny but ouch!