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Topic: "LETS PLAY I BELIEVE"
jennicunningham Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 18	Mon 11/19/07 12:09 AM
I believe.... Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce. Just kidding. I miss it. Sigh..

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Mon 11/19/07 12:21 AM
I believe....that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 11/19/07 12:22 AM
I believe beauty is in how much you have to drink

bearfan385 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 4836	Mon 11/19/07 12:23 AM
I believe that one day there will not be shallow men in this world. Sorry guys but there are some of you like that.

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Mon 11/19/07 12:23 AM
i believe ill drink to that

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Mon 11/19/07 12:24 AM
bored... Isn't there something to be said...about being SOBER?

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 11/19/07 12:25 AM
SOBER????

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Mon 11/19/07 12:27 AM
Please don't tell me....that you have NEVER heard of the concept

bearfan385 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 4836	Mon 11/19/07 12:27 AM Edited by bearfan385 on Mon 11/19/07 12:28 AM
Im sober more than Im drunk... if I was back in college it would be a different story!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 11/19/07 12:31 AM
Please don't tell me....that you have NEVER heard of the concept oh I've heard of it I just don't believe in it. it's right up there with true love at first sight and finding my fairytale princess JK

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Mon 11/19/07 12:36 AM
Well.... I don't believe in "love at first sight"...or "finding my fairytale princess" either. That makes the two of us. Finding a sincere, honest, faithful and non-player type of man...seems to be an imposibility for most of us....that's just the facts

bearfan385 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 4836	Mon 11/19/07 12:38 AM
yeah...I agree

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 11/19/07 12:42 AM
Well.... I don't believe in "love at first sight"...or "finding my fairytale princess" either. That makes the two of us. Finding a sincere, honest, faithful and non-player type of man...seems to be an imposibility for most of us....that's just the facts quit pickin' losers

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Mon 11/19/07 12:45 AM
Sure... I would figure that you would respond like that. I knew I should have gone to bed hours ago. You find this FUNNY don't you?

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 11/19/07 12:47 AM
I'm so very sorry

jennicunningham Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 18	Mon 11/19/07 12:48 AM
I cant believe... It is 245am and i am in bed reading all this from my cell phone. But i do believe men are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken and the rest are handicap. I know old joke.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 11/19/07 12:49 AM
I cant believe... It is 245am and i am in bed reading all this from my cell phone. But i do believe men are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken and the rest are handicap. I know old joke. der(insert drooling emoticon)

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Mon 11/19/07 12:50 AM
There is no need to be sorry, that's the point. Some men just don't get it. No need for me to take my frustrations out on you. I apologize, have a good night....

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 11/19/07 12:52 AM
no worries I'm thick skinned good night

jennicunningham Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 18	Mon 11/19/07 12:59 AM
I can work with drooling.... Just not on my pillow.