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Topic: floor still wet
gehan28 Joined Thu 10/24/13 Posts: 251	Fri 03/03/17 08:25 PM
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 03/03/17 08:29 PM
hilarious, gehan

gehan28 Joined Thu 10/24/13 Posts: 251	Fri 03/03/17 08:35 PM
hilarious, gehan thanks mzrosie

Twintidbits24 Joined Tue 07/28/15 Posts: 825	Wed 03/08/17 05:14 AM
j

krissy55101 Joined Thu 12/01/16 Posts: 1163	Wed 03/08/17 05:19 AM
That's a good one Reminds me of the one about the blonde who was at the mall and saw a sign that said "Wet Floor". So she did!!!

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Wed 03/08/17 05:19 AM
Nice one!

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Wed 03/08/17 05:44 AM
That's hilarious gehan

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