I was at the dance hall the other night dancing with a friend of mine and she said you sure smell good Richard what you got on I replied back and said a heart on but didn't know you could smell it ! ( then she slap me ) not really ! most of my friends are females and they get me and they know I'm about the laughter. I thank God gave me a sense of humor cuz He know I was going to have a rough life !;and i have since the day I born,starting off with mother giving me away and i was her last out of 9 kids! but that's enough of that , that's not what I'm here for!

Inexplicably I hear violins playing..... hmmmm