One a day I a went a to the big a city.
I went a to the hotel and thought I would get a bite a to eat
I orderd a two pis a toast
the waitress she only brought a me one pis
I said a maam I neded a two pis
She said "you better not piss"
I said "maam you don't a understand, I need a pis on the plate."
She said "you better not piss on the plate you SOB"

So that day I a went a out to see the sites.
When I returned I went a to the restaurant to get a bite a to eat
When I a sat done there was a knife, a spoon, but there was a no f-ck
I said to the waitress "maam I need a f-uck"
She said "you better not f-ck"
I said "maam you a don't a understand. I need a f-ck on the table"
She said "you better not f-ck on the table you SOB"

I went a up to my room but there was a no sh-t on the bed
I called down to the a desk and told them I need a sh-t.
They said "Well use your bathroom"
I said "you don't a understand, I need a sh-t on the bed"
"You better not sh-t on the bed you SOB"

The next day I was a leaving and the man at the a desk he a said
"Peace to you"
I said "p-ss a on you I'm a goin back to Italy"



hard to write these better if ya hear them

meesa hada harda time a readina a data.

sussa be a da poslisha ina mea

yes musta been
no italian would out a monkey on their belly....they have them on their shoulders lol with their organ grinder......ouch

you a funny

I is a CRAZY

do die on me....everyone needs a good laugh