Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking. I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage,
and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs,
and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I stick my foot in the toilet
and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the
bedroom and ease into bed, and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me
for staying out so late!"

His friend looks at him and says, " Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, pee hard into the toilet water, flush the toilet loudly, slam the
toilet seat down loudly, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the
bedroom, then jump into
bed, slap her on the *** and shout, WHO'S HORNY?????!!! And she acts
like she's sound asleep!!

It works every time!!!

Seems some of the funniest things in life are true.

Ha - good one! Thanks for the chuckle...

WA~O~WA~O~WA~O.........hes not drunk enough~then tick......