1. crowded elevater smells different to midget
2. man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
3. war dosnt determine who is right, war determins who is left
4. man with one chopstick go hungry
5. man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
6. virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
7. passionet kiss like spiders web, soon lesd to undoing of fly
8. man who run in front of car get tired
9. man who run behind car get exhausted
10. man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs
11. man who drive like hell bound to get there
12. man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
13. man who eat many prunes get good run for money
14. it takes many nails to build krib but one skrew to fill it
15. man who stand on toilet is high on pot

who cares

man who hide egg on a hill soon have egg roll

that was the shit