Topic: Dear Diary, a new beginning | |
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Dear diary.....I didnt know you could buy God on tv????
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i farted
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I farted 20 times before I typed this out.....
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lol
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I farted 20 times before I typed this out..... thats why you cant find a good man, you fart better then them |
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awww jeez I tried to fart an I sharded........
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lol I havent been looking for a good man!!! Im mainly here for the free chips and dip!!!
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I farted 20 times before I typed this out..... well its a good thing you have the toilet tissue just in case |
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Dear diary......panty change in aisle 4~~!!!!
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oh SYBIL !! not in the new jammiez!!!!!!!
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awww jeez I tried to fart an I sharded........ omfg that was a good movie |
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Once again I show up at the most inopportune moment.
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AAAAAAAAAAAA!! ha ha ha !!
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No kid.....the last time you showed up.....purple and I were singing Shoes!!!! Shoes!!!
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I just ate 8 pieces of bacon an 4 chocolates....mmmmmmmmm one more chocolate......
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I just ate 8 pieces of bacon an 4 chocolates....mmmmmmmmm one more chocolate...... u gonna need that toilet gypsy wearing |
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Dear diary.......bacon and chocolate.......who has the munchies????
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