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Hey Dana
(((Winnie))) Twitch John Chris How's yers derin? ![]() |
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hello winnie
whatz up chris |
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Edited by
xll_criptonic_xll
on
Mon 11/19/07 03:27 PM
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The Creation of a Pu55y
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pu55y to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fvcked it, and called it a cvnt. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ur fault .. such a nice ass..lol what can i get ya ![]() Are you feeling alright Dana? Did you miss out on an eye exam or something? Or are you drunk already? LMAO i feel great, havent had a drop today .. and umm.. my eyes are fine j/k ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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hello winnie whatz up chris |
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sup Crip?
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im good bro...how are you
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<<<<<<<<< Just chilin. Tryin to lighten up my night.
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im good bro...how are you HELL YES lmao |
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Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your **** 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love! |
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<<<<<<<<< Just chilin. Tryin to lighten up my night. ![]() BAck in bit need to restart |
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hb chris
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Hey guys! XXL, I sent you an e-mail
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Hey Suzin Thanks Sweety
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hey there suzin
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(((kris)))
#15, i want it gift wrapped. ![]() ![]() |
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oogie boogie
lmao |
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Hi Fallen!
Sorry it wasn't so happy ![]() |
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Lmao Winnie
I will Suzin, thanks again ![]() |
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im out to convince my son to let me play ps2! cya later!
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