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Hi I'm a needy, obnoxious, smart, playful, pestering pug dog. And I'm looking at you!
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you are a cool looking dog dude. haha would that be insulting?
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Big deal, you just described my ex-mother-in-law. Except for the "smart" and "playful" parts.
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cheers dog
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Pet me or else. Too late! I'm chewing up your sock.
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You're ignoring me. I'm gonna lick your face to get your attention as soon as I lick my rear.
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You didn't play with me. Fine! I found this roll of toilet paper. I can shred it. Its even scented!
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i have seen you before on Conan! :cigarforyou"
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You laughed at me! Darn. I just got caught chewing the crotches out of your panties. Hey that's what playful pugs do. And wag my tail real fast. Watch! Wag, wag, wag, wag!
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You may just hypnotize that other dog sniffing your butt. These things happen.
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You're ignoring me again! I'm needy. Ill bark once. BARK! Ok too late. Ooops I knocked over your beer. Aw did I do that? Running for a towel. I will help. I will lick it up.
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He's like a little quadruped Harry Caray.
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aahaha. damn dude, lmao. my stomach is hurting from the laughter
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Coors lite? Why bother you cheapdate. Lick, lick, lick. Ooh a bird outside the window! BARK! Just once. Remember I'm a pug.
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hey whatcha doing with me dog--
 
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Smells towel full of beer. Smells dogfood bowl. Smells butt. Lick, lick, lick.
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Oh wow a bull terrier with shades! Sniffs butt. Glad to meet you!
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We need a "sniffs butt" emoticon.
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what's up ya'll--(sniffin' butts)
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