when I found out what the CAPS LOCK button did...I know, I know...go ahead and delete me...

why, just because you use the cap letters

what? lol...so u wrote in shift all the time??
now go discover the num lock button! lol

i'm kinda lost

Pick on someone your own size!

I remember when i realized reindeer are real - i was 24....

i remember when the movie crouching tiger hidden dragon came out i thought people really could fly! hahaha!

Oh, we can totally fly NL Girl.

You just have to believe realllly hard...

I remember when LSD wasn't illegal

u mean happy thoughts? like peter pan?

wouldee wins.....

i remember where i was when i found out milli vanilli was lip singing - man, i was so heartbroken...

lol cbf!

i remember when i found out i couldn't pee out of the front passenger side window in a car without getting the person in the backseat wet

i remember when i tried peeing standing up like a boy...b/c if my brother could do it so could i....negative! lol...

women can do it,y'all just gotta get the aim down

i was 5! lol...and since then i've been scared to try!

i remember when i could pee from the bathroom down and hit the toilet without peeing on the floor!....i was goooood

I remember when i thought I had a pubic hair once.... then i peed out of it

i remember when i went to italy and i was in verona (romeo and juilet's town) i had to pee...so i went into this *suprise!* pizzeria...they pointed down the hall...when i opened the door it was a hole in the floor...i was so confused so i went back to the counter and said...umm...i'm sorry i think that is that guy's bathroom...they said no...that's it....well i turned facing the door instead of the wall b/c i was all paranoid, and confused, and felt violated! LOL and i peed all over over the floor instead of the hole....turns out i was supposed to face the wall! and it had ridges to where to put ur feet! yeah it's called a turkish toilet people! i'm so sorry this uncultured girl from jersey/nyc couldn't figure that one out!