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Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.
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Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
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"If your Left Leg was Christmas and your Right Leg was New Years,can i come and visit you between the holidays?"
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"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated. Have you ever played leap frog naked ?? |
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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
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do you want to have fun
have i seen you here before do you come here often 
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Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
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Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAD A NICE BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME
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THOSE ARE NICE JEANS,DO YOU THINK I COULD TALK YOU OUT OF THEM
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My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
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If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
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So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
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Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
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You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
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nice shoes, wanna ****?
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Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
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