Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 64 | |
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Claims he's the "real" Dr. Watson
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Would die for one of my foot massages
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got that right
![]() Has a flyer up all over town advertising foot massages for ladies... and "he" pays them just for the opportunity to massage their feet |
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uses a milkbone for a toothbrush.
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keeps pitching to a glove with a hole in it
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spent a year in juvie for stealing streamers off the other tykes tricycles
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Caused a riot when he floated down the river naked.
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Was caught in the men's dressing room trying on boxer briefs..
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actually strains the good stuff out of soup with his beard.
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Eats all the toppings off his pizza before eating the crust
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prefers the pizza bones
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Picks off the olives and flicks them on his ceiling
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Uses olives as rings and snacks on them throughout the day.
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Got her spider taken away racing up &down the boulevard
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Doesn't like key rings, so carries her individual keys in her pocket
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Is so vain about his hair he hasn’t worn a hat in 30 years.
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Was once muscle for a loanshark
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Eh, Dave Ramsey gots his methods of teaching bouts credit and I gots mine.
![]() Baragined with Dave Ramsey to get a deal on his financial classes...and got 1/2 off. |
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wakes up every day to see if the early bird really gets the worm
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has a 'salt nap' contract on his head
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