Topic: If you could have the person above you to be your slave.. | |
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No problem :)
phew you didn't tell me I had to start by cutting down a tree. and sawing it into planks with a blunt saw first. Prpare a bath. and lots of food. And one of the remaining 5 massages. |
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Nice try... By my calculation one week is 7 days. I started with daily massages on the 30th... that leaves two more!
Bath is draw, I prepared a feast... the massage can be before the feast or after, your choice. Now that I have a beautiful wardrobe, I'll need to go shopping for new clothes... care to drive me? |
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after dinner defiantly,
blast! wait a minute it's only the 4th so that leaves 3 right? 30 days has Septober octember an nowonder... I think I am slipping into ledirium..I sink thomething nevomous bit me on my backside. the poison has to be stracexted. you know the drill.. any hoo the car is awaiting your pleasure. |
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I'll get the vacuum to suck out the poison, lol.
March has 31 days, so two days in March and including the massage today makes 6. Yay, tomorrow I get my freedom I'm ready for my bath... this time I'd like my back scrub :) |
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I need the dressing changed on my arse. A rare bacteria some how infected. transmitted I might add by a botched , ill advised medical procedure involving an industrial strength vacuum cleaner and a contaminated attachment.
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No problem, I'll take care of that for you... Now, where did I put that craving knife
Hmmm... you seem to have lost a lot of blood, rest and I'll cook dinner |
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I seem to have lost a large slice of my arse as well.
what are you cooking there exactly. |
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Rump roast
Just kidding... I'm making turkey pot pie, homemade of course :) Now that you're rested, there's a pile of clothing that needs folded and put away. |
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Yum that didn't touch the sides.
I feel I need a authentic cornish pasty. none of those Ginsters things. |
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Sounds delicious, I'll do my best.
I'm in the mood for dessert, put your baker skills to practice and make me something yummy... please! |
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mm not bad, not bad. DID YOU USE BEEF SKIRT?
Here I've made a lemon drizzled brioche and a passion cake. I've a whim for a handful of pine seeds, i understand they are quite difficult to extract from the pine cones. there's loads on that tree over there. |
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Of course I did!
Dessert is delicious and here are your pine seeds. :) I'd like some fresh calamari... there's diving gear in the closet. |
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Ah yum, crunch.chomp.
Cor those squid grow big here don't they? I could have used a torch, dam things only come out at night. I feel the need for a long soak and a strawberry LUSH bath bomb. and a candle made from the wax of A wild, not cultivated swarm of Americanized bees. |
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No problem, the bees were kind enough to give me some. And next time you go for squid, the torch is in the closet next to the diving gear, lol.
Hmmm... that bath sure looks and smells wonderful, when you're finished, draw me a fresh bath with a strawberry lush bath bomb. The bees gave me enough wax for two candles so no worries, you won't have to go gather some. |
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Aah! Sooth, sooooth.
your bath is ready. One more massage and your free. mmmmm I need a haircut. in fact I need all of them cut :) |
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Lovely, thank you!
Snip, snip, snip... hope it's to your liking! Brought some nice essential oil for that massage :) That bath was soothing, time to relax and watch a movie. |
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Yea that's pretty good.
as the say you can't make a silk purse out of a pigs ear, eh.. Not keen on these foam cushions, just can't get comfortable. could you just quickly make some feather ones the down feathers from the golden eagle . I think i spotted an eyrie with my telescope on that mountain over there. |
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Sure thing, the eagle told me where to find the ones that dropped after a few of them molted.
It's getting a bit chilly, just started snowing outside... there's an axe in the shed and plenty of trees out back, a fire would be lovely. |
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No probs. There open fire, roaring flames, feather cushions. Do you know what would make this perfect?
A bowl of real custard flavored with the seed pod of the slipper orchid. |
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Sounds divine!
I'm getting sleepy, will you fluff my pillows and tuck me in before saying goodnight? |
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