oh my you nasty man...give me my panties back

you know what that means, don't ya feral??? lol

i have just learned that it is apparently written in stone that a woman is not supposed to let another woman where her mans cowboy hat lol

aaah your no fun.....ok hands hat back to the cowboy-meister....and goes and puts her on and her cowboy boots also.......giggle.

as soon as i am done with them....i will bro!!!!!

that's right fallin...

im sorry fallen....I didn't know......most humble apologies.

lol..no need to apologize to me..lol


teaches me to read the rules of having a cowboy for a man lol

alot of people don't know that rule. lol

i need to find that rule book lmao

is there a book on cowboys stealing his partners panties?

just one of those unwritten rules with cowboys

ummm not sure

here is an incomplete list of rule to start with

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask me.

Don't cut your hair. Ever.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Sometimes, I'm not thinking about you. Live with it.

Don't ask me what I'm thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, shotgun
shells and saddle soap.

Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's
just like every other cat. (Yeah you, Cat lady!)

Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

Shopping is not a sport.

Anything you wear is fine. Really.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose
their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the
first two months we were going out.

Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't
expect me to like it.

No, I don't know what day it is. I never will.
Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

Don't fake it. I'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

Anything I said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in
an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

You don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect me to act like soap opera guys.

You can either ask me to do something OR tell me how
you want it done - not both.

Fishin' I have a problem with the hair cutting rule. I am a licensed hair stylist and that is what I am licensed to do. lol

<----only has about 2-3 inches of hair on her head right now..lol

that's pretty short, fallin'

yup shaved it all off at the beginning of august.. i fried my hair and needed a fresh start

well them is some fine and off rules there.....but duly noted by the feral....giggle.

don't forget the cold feet rule! I'm not here for you to stick your freezing feet on in the middle of the night.....