Favorite drink:
Age 17: Wine Coolers
Age 25: White wine
Age 35: Red wine
Age 48: Dom Perignon
Age 66: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

Excuses for refusing dates:
Age 17: Need to wash my hair
Age 25: Need to wash and condition my hair
Age 35: Need to colour my hair
Age48: Need to have Francois color my hair
Age 66: Need to have Francois color my wig

Favorite sport:
Age 17: Shopping
Age 25: Shopping
Age 35: Shopping
Age 48: Shopping
Age 66: Shopping

Definition of successful date:
Age 17: "Burger King"
Age 25: "Free meal"
Age 35: "A diamond"
Age 48: "A bigger diamond"
Age 66: "Home Alone"

Favorite fantasy:
Age 17: tall, dark and handsome
Age 25: tall, dark and handsome with money
Age 35: tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
Age 48: a man with hair (preferably not on back)
Age 66: a man

Pet:
Age 17: Muffy the cat
Age 25: Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
Age 35: Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
Age 48: Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
Age 66: Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat


Ideal date:
Age 17: He offers to pay
Age 25: He pays
Age 35: He cooks breakfast the next morning
Age 48: He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
Age 66: He can chew breakfast

hey where's my topshelf slushy margarita and coors light longneck???? mr know it all lol

oops ...forgot to include those ....
srry

I'm sorry but thats funny right there

k thnx atta boy

netime melady ....
hope the other stuff (xcepting for the drink part) are right

don't forget the age for dating

age 17: 17-22
age 25: 21-35
age 35: 25-30
age 48: 35-40
age 66: must have driver license

ha ha ha ha
good one dude