Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided she would just kill herself, and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol, and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken now.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ, becoming a vegetable, and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
Would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.

your bad...

I thought of coco when I saw this joke

j/k coco

i thought of me

I dunno cute, you'd have to show me a pic & let me decide.

good try brian lol

<snickers>

lol

Now, that was funny!!!- ROTFLMAO!!!