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normal girls are ****ing boring. i want a girl whose idea of fun is spreading Crisco on the bottom of our shoes and sliding around the kitchen. or something like that. Okay Crisco on shoes is lame, messes the shoes and then who gets to clean up the floor..... yeah  .... so it would be so much better to lay out plastic first, helllllllloooooooooooooo?? and then crisco your feet, butter flavor is better smelling 
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SKULL CRACKING SOUNDS FUN , I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE
 OMG LOL It is very easy..... 1. Find a stupid man (watch your step they are everywhere LOL) 2. When they mouth off, biff them on the back of the head and CRACK their skull... The fun part is listening for the reverberation.... so some may sound like a chinese GONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNgggggggg LOL and others may be just a wee "clink" (dull thuddish sound) I will probably receive hell for this, BUT as in my style...
all I can say is: "BRING IT" ROFL 
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ajhagena this abnormal girl doesn't wear shoes if i aint got to . Barefoot is best, the crisco get the toes squishy lol
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Oh my gosh, Brains...you crack me up. Silly goose! LOL
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I'm certainly not normal. How boring is that!
You are not BORING!!! You are not NORMAL!!! AND YOU ARE A GODDESS that I bow down to.... 
So two snaps and slow circle spin you goofy sexy girl you!!! 
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Bedtime Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong One who thinks before he speaks. When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind. Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin' He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen. I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never compare me to my best friend. Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait, For I know you will send him before it's too late. Amen Author Unknown For all the abnormals... stand proud... or I'll be back to crack some skulls
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NORMAL,WHAT'S NORMAL TO YOU? ARE YOU NORMAL???????
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NORMAL,WHAT'S NORMAL TO YOU? ARE YOU NORMAL??????? I hope not.... |
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Normal girls? Is there really a truth to any of that? Most seem normal when you first meet them then bam. Then the crazy fest begins..
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Normal girls? Is there really a truth to any of that? Most seem normal when you first meet them then bam. Then the crazy fest begins.. Well our point is that the 99.2% of the girls on here admit to being "abnormal" so there are nooooooo discrepancies up front... We let the crazy fest begin at day 1 LOL
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well lets all get crazy then Im up for that.
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well lets all get crazy then Im up for that. Well you are on page 22.... go back to page 1 and read... and you will see the 'abnormals' come out to play...
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screw 'normal' ;let's have some fun.
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NORMAL? whats that?
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Normal???.....hmmm...depends on your definition of "normal"....
I have yet to meet anyone who is "normal".....maybe in a perfect world... 
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i dont think i would want normal...
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no....no there are not
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OMG I CANNOT go there THIS early in the morning! Hell, I got to sleep in too!
laughing so hard I better walk away from the computer..Ah chit, that was FUNNY! 
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that is like asking for a dog that doesn't bark that's just not going to happen
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Everyone is an individual, and means there is no "normal". We are who we are.
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