Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp
They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think, - hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top,
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault.

its ok to be pushy..as long as your sweet

hmm ok.. I can do both...wanna see??

oh my...anyway...hows everyone doing???

Grannit how are ya sweetheart??
Dana kid free is good even if it is 15 minutes.. Bring to see Auntie Missy and Ill let ya out for the whole night!!

one day girl... i'll get up there one day .. still hopin you get down here for thanksgiving sis

Grannit I need a hug from you

Greetings Grannit....Everyone ...

just stopping by to say hello
and congratulations
on your new grand opening John....


May I have tall iced orange juice
with a shot of peach shnapps, please?



I have worked for years, on and off, in bars..
it's nice to just come in and visit
and sit a spell and just chat with friends

Rapunzel...your fuzzy navel...

That sounded bad..lol

Dana Im hoping I can the time off to do it.. Would love to spend Thanksgiving there with you guys!!

nick babygirl(((((((((((((((((hug)))))))))))))))))))

whats wrong pretty lady??


van..make your self at home darlin...ty

fuzzy navel, without the vodka, my Dear...

hi Missy girl

Just needed a big burly man hug

Indeed...I dont like vodka so mine come vodka free..lol

Voda + Missy = MAJOR HANGOVER

darn it I cant type that means its time to go for now.. lol

Ill be back later

Sittin' on a bar stool actin' like a darn fool
That's what I'm a doin' today
Sitting' her drinkin' tryin' to keep from thinkin'
I'm a boozin' my troubles away
Well now I couldn't make her stay doggone her anyway
She can't say that I didn't try
I'm drinkin' my baby goodbye

Spoken:
Everytime we disagreed
She was always askin' me
Are you a man or a mouse
Now that she's gone
She probably thinks I'm home
Just a mopin' around the house
She probably thinks that she's the one thing
I just couldn't get along without
Well wouldn't it surprise her I got a sympathizer
As long as these bottles hold out

Repeat Chorus

Every time I try to sit down and talk to her
It always ends up in a fuss
I tried to reason with her right up to the time
She got on that Greyhound bus
It would be better if I could forget her
'Cause she sure forgot about me
And if takes all night I'm gonna' do it right
I'm gonna' sit here till I can't see

Repeat Chorus

nick heres another(((((((((((((((hug))))))))))))))))

hurry back sis

oohh...good...vodka is nasty...
ooooohhhhhh doggies]


i used to know some woman who drank a fifth
of straight vodka every morning before 10 am......

then she'd wing the bottle out in the field....

hahahahahah

before she passed out

I CAN SURELY BE A BAR GIRL!!!

LMAO Rapunzel..too funny and thats disgusting.. vodka is nasty..

Dana I will just gonna go grab a hot shower before the kids come home from school..I like to shower in peace and quiet and Autumn generally wants to be in there telling me about how she laughed when the little boy fell down at school or how she needs a snack..lol

talk to ya later love

in peace you say missy.....thats why i wasnt invited


britt..hello babygirl the job is yours

enjoy ur shower sis.. love you too