Topic: One day at Wal-Mart
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Wed 06/22/16 11:29 AM
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike
behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what
to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a lot
cheaper than a doctor."

So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
It will improve in two weeks." Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed
some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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Wed 06/22/16 02:52 PM

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mikebehind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies."There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it aurine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and whatto do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a lotcheaper than a doctor."So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for theurine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You havetennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.It will improve in two weeks." Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixedsome tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples fromhis wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. Hedeposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.The computer prints the following:1.Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.(Aisle 9)2.Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7)3.Your daughter has a cocaine habit.Get her into rehab.4.Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5.If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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Thu 06/23/16 03:42 AM

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike
behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what
to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a lot
cheaper than a doctor."

So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
It will improve in two weeks." Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed
some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart



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