Topic: Confucius says
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Fri 06/10/16 06:36 PM
Edited by eldarbeast on Fri 06/10/16 06:38 PM
Seventy minus one equals dinner for two.

Man who eat beans before church sit in own pew.

Woman who flys airplane upside down have crack up.

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Fri 06/10/16 06:47 PM
Man who stands on toilet, high on pot

...sorry, that's all I got...and not even sure that saying is correct laugh

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Fri 06/10/16 06:49 PM
Goot enuff!

:D

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Fri 06/10/16 06:51 PM
And BTW...

Man who eat beans before church sit in own pew.


....I've been to that church laugh

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Mon 06/13/16 09:41 PM
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Mon 06/13/16 09:45 PM
Women who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Sun 06/19/16 09:07 PM
Panties not best thing on earth but, next to it.


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Sun 06/19/16 09:12 PM
It is okay to kiss a fool but, don't let a kiss fool you.

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Sun 06/19/16 09:13 PM
Edited by eldarbeast on Sun 06/19/16 09:16 PM
Men screw with d*ck, women screw with mind.

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Sun 06/19/16 09:15 PM
A tattoo is a permanent sign of temporary insanity.

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Sun 06/19/16 09:17 PM
A man is only as faithful as his options.

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Sun 06/19/16 10:17 PM



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Mon 06/20/16 03:48 AM




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Mon 06/20/16 03:48 AM

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Mon 06/20/16 09:12 AM


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Mon 06/20/16 09:32 AM
Ignore it and it will go away ..

This dose not apply to being chased by cop cars.




Trust me on this one ...grumble

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Mon 06/20/16 10:41 AM
As Confucius once said ... "I'm confused."

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Mon 06/20/16 12:58 PM
Confucius say baseball wrong... man with 4 balls no walk

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Mon 06/20/16 02:55 PM




hi eldar waving


Hello, mzrosie

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Mon 06/20/16 03:01 PM
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