Sticking feathers in your butt doesn't make you a chicken
lmao

if only if you were older (what a cutie)

**** Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need.

We're the middle children of history.... no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

@JOHNNIE5

the second rule of fight club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

awesome movie I have seen it like a million times

His name is Robert Paulson...

Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. ****, I lost it.

F**k off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

Agghhhh ****! You hit me in the ear!

"hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart."


Fight Club is one of my all time favorite things ever!

"you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

THIS IS YOUR LIFE AND ITS ENDING ONE SECOND AT A TIME

Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

Tyler's words coming out of my mouth?

And I used to be such a nice guy.