Bill and Hillary Clinton are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the
first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of
the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at
the Agent, and shakes his head.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of
the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people
want."With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat
of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the
field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You @
#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the
agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Mr. President, I said they wanted you to throw out
the first "Pitch".

LMAO


Hey rocker The Dems ate gonna hate this 1

Funny joke though DC

YEP , MY BARBER WILL HATE THIS ONE

SHE LOVES BILLARY

I won't tell her till after hair cut tho'