She had been in a coma for two weeks.
The nurse was bathing her and when she went to wash her private area, she began to moan.
The nurse told the doctor and the doctor called her husband in.
"I think you should try oral sex.
It may bring her out of the coma."
The man went behind the curtain, but after five minutes or so all the monitors started going crazy.
The doctor went through the curtain to find the woman stone dead.
He said to her husband.
"What happened?
"Dunno."
Said the man,
"She must have choked!"

Lol.