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Topic: Blow Job Celebration
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Fri 11/02/07 08:38 PM
A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of tequila. The bartender asks, "Why so many buddy?" The man replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job". The bartender says, "Well hell, congratulations, I will give you one on the house for free." The man says, "No thank you, if the first 6 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth one more won't make a difference."

kai67 Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 280	Fri 11/02/07 08:39 PM
EWWWWWWwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Gams Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 605	Fri 11/02/07 08:41 PM
Oh Myyyyyyyyyy!!!! ar ar ar ar

braziliancutie Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 402	Fri 11/02/07 08:42 PM
lol

kai67 Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 280	Fri 11/02/07 08:43 PM
A bar owner walks out of his office and asks the bartender "Have you slept with the waitress?" "NO!" says the bartender. The Bar owner replies "Good! You fire her."

andrewzooms Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 2842	Fri 11/02/07 08:45 PM
The lesson here is I dont know.

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Fri 11/02/07 08:46 PM


XtinaLovin Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 63	Fri 11/02/07 08:49 PM
too much.. lol

ladybugdi Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 70	Fri 11/02/07 08:49 PM
Hey Kai 67 I love that one, love it, love it

kai67 Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 280	Fri 11/02/07 08:55 PM
Thank You!

kai67 Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 280	Fri 11/02/07 08:57 PM
Why do they call it a "Blow Job" anyways? If you blow you are doing it wrong!

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