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The Parrot
Michelle Obama bought Barack a parrot for his birthday. She told her maid, "The bird is so smart, Barack has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!" "Wow, that's pretty impressive," replied the maid, "but, you do realize that he just says the words -- he doesn't really understand what they mean." "That's OK," Michelle replied, "Neither does the parrot." |
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“I wasn’t surprised she crossed over. I don’t think she ever did have a Conservative bone in her body. Well, except for one.” — Klein referring to Conservative-turned-Liberal MP Belinda Stronach, who dated Conservative Peter MacKay. November 2006./Ralph Klein/Ab.Premier
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Obama was touring the troupes one day and a fly lands on his face... So he asks the soldier next to him what kind of bug it was... the soldier replies "it's a blow fly sir, they like to land on pieces of crap" angrily, Obama says "are you calling me a piece of crap?" "No sir", replies the soldier, "you can't fool a blow fly tho"...
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