Topic: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar
Conrad_73's photo
Sat 05/07/16 03:12 AM
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

JaiGi's photo
Sat 05/07/16 03:41 AM
Edited by JaiGi on Sat 05/07/16 03:45 AM


"the creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII"
seems quite true,
as they say, with super power comes super responsibility.
--xx--

but then Hillary could turn around and ask Mr. Trump on

"How are you going to run the Trump Empire alongside The Empire;
some 'merger' in mind?"

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Sat 05/07/16 04:23 AM

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".



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JaiGi's photo
Sun 05/08/16 01:07 AM
Edited by JaiGi on Sun 05/08/16 01:10 AM
After some 4 years, i begin to see, Mingle 2 as the people's version of the UN

now for the take..

One of the overseas problem Mr. Trump faces is who are the bad guys in the 'Syrian conflict'
ok, Assad was the reason for the 'Arab Spring'
that was around 10 years ago!!
since then so much water under the bridge

somewhere then Greece defaulted,
Germany / Europe would not budge an inch..
(& why did G default? another story)

then refugees land on Greek shores
Greece declares no more intake, turns back boats
Germany hesitates imposing hardship on G

Saudi Late King proposes invasion at UN
vetoed down by US

Assad uses chemical bombs
US declares 'no flu zone'
ISIS moves in on the ground..
starts cutting down Arab Spring
as if they were A citizens (my think)

Russia steps in
support's Assad
to cull ISIS

waves of refugees continue to boat to Greece
in spite of 'no-more'
Germany budges a mile
unloads refugees from Turkey, Greece to within
UN, the shepherd of the world, resolves intake on all members

meanwhile, Syrian kids
who lost their childhood due from war
now adults, gangs in Europe
misbehave

European sentiment shifts
Merkel's political guilt from 'inaction' does not
--xx--


all said, Mr. Trump will eventually get down to it
He had already declared Iraqi war was a blunder
deflating his own Republican Bush

now with Syria,
as nobody knows what this war is all about
Mr. T will shed light

reason why Micheal is now considering jumping out of the wall
surrounding the White House
as admitted by Barrack Obama in his Correspondents Annual Dinner speech
about his sleepless nights

what else can a woman do
when she realizes that the man she married
and thought an American
faced with a Syrian forest fire expanding to Europe
turns Kenyan

of course for reasons of sanity to fellow citizens
she has to carry on with the cross..
God bless Micheal.
--xx--

anyway, all dead past..
right or wrong, dead past.

future is what Mr. Trump is really worried about.
not crucifying the current establishment,
no profit in that

i was a kid when Mr. Kennedy was President
he brought a charm to life;
a young President, with courage and justice
to all people of the world
the last time we had read about justice in politics
was the trials a one Mr. Lincoln faced
Kennedy had a distinct advantage over Mr. L
he was married to Jackie; it helped
--xx--

on similar lines
i'm glad to be around and see Mr. T take world stage

2017
when the smoke clears away
it's not going to be about a wall, it could be about Wall St.
ok, some of us are bound by 'pledge of alliance'
but then,
uncloak when you enter a bar, or whimsical forums like jokes/ mysterious

So?
so forget Hillary's transgressions on classified reports
her intentions are what counts
good or bad she wanted to be 'proactive'
then she herself 'quit' OB's administration.

so the question Mr. T ask's when he meets Hillary n the bar is
why did you, do the Q?