He sits in front of the boob tube
In his sweat stained tank top
Blowing his wet farts
Into the cushion of the broken old couch
Sucking back his flat beer
While picking his crusty assed ears
Shoveling handfulls of stale doritoes
Into his gaping toothless maw
Cigarette burning yet another hole in his couch
Scratching at his saggy old balls
Wondering where it all went
His life
His wife
Kids are gone too
All passed him by in a drunken haze
Forgotten birthdays
Forgotten anniversaries
Watching old re runs of forgotten shows
While the rest of his life ebbs and flows

Tell him to wonder no more, look in the old soggy couch ! A woman needs a bit of romance from time to time. Well said CCP

Can I hide here (((((Jenni)))))? I promise, no cig burns on the couch, and beer isn't my style..... or TV......or any of the above fotr that matter...... but they are abusing me so badly in my thread

Peek-a-boo, I see you npp. CCP don't let him hide in your thread, he was naughty and now he has Punz and Co after him, put him out the door to take his punishment like a man

Good one ((jen))

Ohhhh Ken there is no hiding....my sisters will see to that

Jenni, answer this question..........The headgear, where did you get it, I love, I love

i liked that one!! keep up the good work!

My Puprple Fuzzy Pimpin Hat was won by my son at a local fair , tis me favorite hat of all times, even more than my top hat

I have a top hat and a trilby. I want a purple pimp thingy. It suits you, very nice. Now I will be looking for one.

Your singing my song ccp, my god how real good this be, one day I'll get out of bed and shake my poor head...that was so real to home...thanks ccp....a little waking up is what I need.