Twas the night of Halloween and all through the house
People were hugging and kissing their spouse

When down through the chimney, without a care
A disgusting odor had fouled up the air

What is that stench the father did cry
Smells like a skunk crawled up there and died

It's our neighbor Bob said the children to me
and out the door quickly we started to flee

What are you doing you drunken old fool?
Up on our chimney treating it like a stool

Oh! Is this your house Bob he did say?
I thought it was my ex's and this jugement day

lol, now, if only my ex had a chimney......

mark, you didn't leave her with a chimney, you some kind of cheapskate??? LMFAO