A driver is stopped by the police. The driver asks, "What`s the problem officer?"

Officer.... "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man.... "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife.... "Oh Harry, you were going 80."
(The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer.... "I`m also giving you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man... "Broken tail light, didn`t know about that!"
Wife.... "Oh Harry, you`ve known about that for weeks."
(The man gives his wife another dirty look."

Officer.... "I`m also giving you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man.... "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife.... "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "Shut the f*ck up!"

Officer.... "Ma`am, does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Wife.... "Only when he`s drunk!"

Sometimes being single has it's advantages

heres to that