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A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you
to tattoo a one-hundred dollar bill onto my penis." The tattoo artist is surprised: "Well, that could hurt a lot! Why would you want a 100 dollar bill on your penis?" The man answers, "Three reasons: 1. I like to watch my money grow, 2. I like to play with my money, and 3. Next time my wife wants to blow a-hundred bucks she won't have to leave the house!" |
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