A seventy year old man marries a 30 year old woman. The morning after the honeymoon night. The groom skips down the stairs to the hotel restaurant and orders a double steak and egg breakfast. While he is eating hearty, his new bride gingerly and slowly descends and sitting at the counter, orders a large juice. With trembling hands she slowly sips it.

The waitress is confused with the scene. She asks the new bride, "What's going on?"

The bride says, "I was cheated! When he said he had been saving for 40 years..."

The bride wails, "I thought he meant MONEY!"

At least she got a Horse in there...Lolzzzz....