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wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Mon 04/04/16 09:44 AM
Here is one to start off....... Light travels faster than sound, that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Twintidbits24 Joined Tue 07/28/15 Posts: 825	Tue 04/12/16 01:03 AM
I don't see the correlation between the two...lolzzz...anyway...not all people who are silent are dumb, likewise not all people who are talkative are intelligent...just saying...

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 04/12/16 06:55 AM
I don't see the correlation between the two...lolzzz...anyway...not all people who are silent are dumb, likewise not all people who are talkative are intelligent...just saying...

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Tue 04/12/16 07:01 AM
Why do we turn everything off at night, yet we trust the fridge.

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 04/12/16 07:31 AM
Why do we turn everything off at night, yet we trust the fridge. So true

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Tue 04/12/16 08:25 AM
Mommy, what is a werewolf? shut up and comb your face!

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 04/12/16 08:56 AM
Having a bad hair day

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Tue 04/12/16 09:06 AM
Mickey Mouse divorced Minni because she was F****g GOOFY

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 04/12/16 09:11 AM
I have a come-back for that one, but it would not be allowed here

Dominic58 Joined Mon 04/11/16 Posts: 38	Fri 04/15/16 10:51 PM
Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold.

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Sat 04/16/16 06:43 AM
Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Yep that is true.

liz_mc Joined Mon 04/11/16 Posts: 10	Sat 04/16/16 08:15 AM
I just woke up, But i decided to go back to sleep. Because they said "FOLLOW YOUR DREAM"

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Sat 04/16/16 09:53 AM
sounds good either way

nettyblue2016 Joined Mon 03/28/16 Posts: 111	Sun 04/17/16 03:52 PM
Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Ever heard of hot flashes?

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 04/17/16 04:38 PM
A vulture tries to board a plane with two dead racoons. Air hostess say's 'sorry, you're only allowed one carrion'

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Sun 04/17/16 04:58 PM
Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Ever heard of hot flashes? Only heard of them, never experienced them

Dominic58 Joined Mon 04/11/16 Posts: 38	Sun 04/17/16 06:24 PM
Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Ever heard of hot flashes? I was told they were "Power Surges!"

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Sun 04/17/16 06:54 PM
A vulture tries to board a plane with two dead racoons. Air hostess say's 'sorry, you're only allowed one carrion' One will be enough as it is a short flight. Do you have sauce?

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Sun 04/17/16 06:58 PM
Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Ever heard of hot flashes? I was told they were "Power Surges!" That is just before she says lights out

unknown_one Joined Sun 04/17/16 Posts: 19	Sun 04/17/16 07:07 PM

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