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I can lose weight ugly's forever!
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git er dun. Redneck on the loose |
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0-60 in 29 seconds
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GO AHEAD REAR END ME.....THE EX IS IN THE TRUNK
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SWF lookin 2 scare.
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(in a convertiable )=RYDE TOPLESS
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Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.
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Get off my ass or my mom will beat you down sucker
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Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
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This vehicle makes frequent stops just to piss you all off.
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Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.
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I lost my shotgun so I'll use my car.
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Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
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OOPS I just dropped a huge number of nails behind my car
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MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!
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If you get any closer to the rear of my car, let me open the trunk and you can drive on in
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Beam me up...Scotty.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. |
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blinkers are NOT a option..they come with the car
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If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished.
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