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getting woman tips Tip #1: Never tell her she has a sweet azz within 3.5 seconds of meeting her. Gotta build up to that. And also....hid that bulge in your pants. Tip #2: Never say you are a Doctor, Lawyer, Pimp, Donald Trump....if you are gonna lie, say you have a job helping the homeless. Chicks dig that sympathy stuff. Tip #3: Always brush your tooth before you meet her. Also, that comb over you think is rad......yeah....shave that stuff. Tip #4: When speaking to her, never have your gaze focused on her boobs. I know this sounds crazy, but she does have a face. These should help you in the beginning. Ha ha ha ha....Nice One....Lolzzzz...So have you done this yourself???...just wondering Of course I haven't.....I am a nice guy. OMG!!!...You Haven't??? So you mean to say you did exactly what you advised not to do???? I don't think you understood my question! Nyahahahahahaha..... |
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getting woman tips Tip #1: Never tell her she has a sweet azz within 3.5 seconds of meeting her. Gotta build up to that. And also....hid that bulge in your pants. Tip #2: Never say you are a Doctor, Lawyer, Pimp, Donald Trump....if you are gonna lie, say you have a job helping the homeless. Chicks dig that sympathy stuff. Tip #3: Always brush your tooth before you meet her. Also, that comb over you think is rad......yeah....shave that stuff. Tip #4: When speaking to her, never have your gaze focused on her boobs. I know this sounds crazy, but she does have a face. These should help you in the beginning. Ha ha ha ha....Nice One....Lolzzzz...So have you done this yourself???...just wondering Of course I haven't.....I am a nice guy. OMG!!!...You Haven't??? So you mean to say you did exactly what you advised not to do???? I don't think you understood my question! Nyahahahahahaha..... I will tell you this. I remember this one first date I had with this gal......ahhhh she had rather large breasts and she made sure she covered them up. Within a few minutes of the date I looked at her, smiled and said, "Thank you for covering up the twins. That helps me keep my focus". She died laughing and we went on to have a good time. |
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