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After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel.
The old madam says, "All my girls are busy, but I'll take care of you." He says, "I'm all messed up, so you'll do." They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, "I may have Winter in my hair, but I've got Summer in my heart." The sailor says, "Yeah? If you don't get a little more Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here 'til Fall."  
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Beggars can't be choosers but beggars can be bossy
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