| Topic: Dear Diary ,..the revised edition | |
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What are you feeling?
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my hair and scalp at the moment@@@!!!
What are you feeling???
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Ummm Something other than my hair and scalp...
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Dear diary.......did war finally get his mojo back???
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Dear Diary
I was hoping it was there, but it's gone. I think it's being held for ransom. |
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Dear diary.....better use up that mojo before it goes away forever!!!
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Dear Diary
I may have to look at some pr0n
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Dear diary.....how do you lose your mojo??? Tell the diary all about it.....
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Dear Diary
It happened within the last month, what happened? I have no idea. It's just gone. |
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Dear diary...what do you mean its gone...you have no feelings for ? or are you so pissed off at women you cant even fathom the thought?
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I'm not pissed off at women, just not feeling anything, not even the urge to touch my no no spot.
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<-------spits out drink!!!
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Opps my bad!
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Dear diary........did war just get out of a bad relationship???? begeeeeeeeeez its hard to type..my cat is on my lap
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I haven't been in a relationship in 3 years
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hmmmmmm lemme see.......hmmmmmmmm I think it will be 2 years in january........so your nono doesnt work anymore?
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Dear diary......I wonder if you dont use it in awhile if you forget how to use it?
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I dunno I haven't taken it out of the garage for a while
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ohhhhhhh I get it!!! You want to find someone you actually like before you take it for a spin!!!
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I do?
I use to take out of the garage quite a bit and now nothing
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