It's all about me,,It's all about me
I've got a lot of stories to tell, and they're all about me.

I am the guy next to you on the plane,
with a big mouth, and a pea sized brain,
talking with glee excessively all about me.

You're trying to read, but you won't succeed,
by the end of this flight you'll be able to write,
a whole book about me.

I just bought a new Lamborghini,
to compensate for my small self esteemie!
Oh yeah me, me me me me all about me.

My friend's telephones are broken that's all,
or improperly installed, that's why
they don't return my calls

I've got a girl now who's perfect for me,
because she doesn't have caller ID
we talk about me, all about me
and the first minute is free.

You wanna change lanes, I don't even see
got my phone on my ear adjusting my mirror,
so I can see me.

It is so strange with, and ego this vast
that my head will still fit up my...
hat!

Why can't you see it's just astronomy
the world revolves around meeeeeee!



I found this and thought some of you might appreciate it.

appreciate it or resemble it...lol

Take your pick, either one can apply.

I bet that guy on the plane has not got a mouth or smells half as bad as mitch the *****

How sweet of you to notice darlin

you widening your net Mitch

Well this one has caught my eye, and ears.

What a sweet talker she is.

well, a talker anyway
but not much sense