This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a Woman, In a brand new Cadillac, Doing 65 mph, With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror, Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away For a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My cell phone,
Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs,

Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins,Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call.

Damned women drivers


All right ya all calm down it's only a joke

LOL.Thanks I needed that to start my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol. Very funny.

That's funny. I'm not offended either because some women do that on the interstate.

That was a good one though, made me laugh and I always need a good laugh. lol LMAO


Have a great day everybody. Drive safe and put that junk down and pay attention to your driving.

That reminds me. On these shows when people are driving they are sitting there looking at the person they are talking to, and not keeping their eyes on the road. Don't they know they would've done been in the ditch or drifting over while they aren't looking. DUH!!!!! Get real.....

later
FUN

i was nearly killed by a guy shaving while driving one day..