Indian men generally don't say 'No' to their wives. At least not in front of guests.
Probably is one of the reasons why they are called hen-pecked

Indians don't play golf either. May be it's because they play cricket and although you hold the bat just like the club
the stroke is different.

Anyway as business deals go in the US
some of the successful ones we hear, are worked out in golf clubs

So our Man is at a golf club
and his cell phone rings
and he engages the hands-free and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.
They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men are staring at him in astonishment.
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Later after the dealing and dining was all done
our Man and his colleague Gary get into the Mazda and start back
Gary asks him: “Man that was a lot of money..”
Man: You mean the phone call?
Gary: Yeah, the call from your wife.
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Man: "I don't know who that was.....
My wife’s still in India, waiting for her visa"

again, the nagging feeling.

Heheheh Funny