That's me... intractably incoherent and mischievious

Now why did you do that, now my eyes are all wacked

Oh wow! That was just a little weird on the eyes there.

now you know why I hit that stupid pole

I am fine Whisper, just tired. Been a long week, and am supposed to be typing tonight, but haven't started yet.

Light poles, huh?? Ouch.

Good job Wouldee, do they reflect your moods during the day? Just kidding.

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Guess that would be a lot of mood changes for one day, phew!!!

At least these emoticons aren't the ones that talk to you. I have been on some sites where the suckers start talking to you, that would make me nuts.

Not trying to offend anyone, but would a blonde joke work for a grin????

Blonde Joke :

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means
'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'"

Hey, Whisp, I just came up with this idea (in another thread) that JSH should have a Drive-Thru.

That could be fun! (If slightly unmanageable....)

Oooh, drive thru dating. That could be fun! You drive up to the menu, place your order then drive up to the window to pick it up!

okay---theemachine
the parrot videos did nothing for me!!!
lol

I'd like a blonde with blue eyes, with extra baggage and a side of pity.

"I'm sorry, sir, the Girl-With-Glasses Burger has been DISCONTINUED. Would you prefer the Alcoholic Hickwich?"

Do you have any trailer girls in a double wide?

i want the confident intelligent guy
LOL

Yeah, but they'll never fit through that little window.

oh, with extra strong arms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRd_4wY8hs I dare you zo keep a straight face.

make a bigger window!!

Have any chain smoking, beer drinking, tube top wearing girls?