Are you ready kids?
Aye aye Captain
I can't hear you...
Aye aye Captain!

Oooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Spongebob Squarepants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Spongebob Squarepants
If nautical nonsense be something ye wish
Spongebob Squarepants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Spongebob Squarepants

Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongbo~~~~~b SquarePa~~~~~~~nts!

Yar har hee har har, ha har har har

tweedle-lee-dee-dee dee

F is for Friends who do stuff together
U is for yoU and me
N is for aNywhere and aNytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea

F is for Frolic through all the Flowers
U is for Ukulele
N is for Nose pickin, cherry gum, and sand lickin'
here with my best buddy

Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and dad and Vicky always giving him commands

Beat it, Twerp!

The doom and gloom up to his room
is broken instantly
By his magic little fish that grant his every wish
Because in reality...

They are his odd parents
Fairly Odd Parents

Wands and wings
Floaty crowny things

Odd parents
Fairly Odd Parents

Really rad, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

Odd parents
Fairly Odd Parents
It flips your lid when you're the kid with Fairly Odd Parents

Yeah Right!

Fairly Odd Parents, "yeah right". Hmmmm, I don't know 'bout that, I mean I'm not a Fairy Godparent or a geni, but like the motto of the town in Florida I finished growing up in, both my kids have found me to be "Delightfully Different"!

It seems today
that all you see
is violence in movies
and sex on tv
but where are those good ol' fashioned values
on which we used to rely

Lucky there's a family guy
lucky there's a man who
positively can do
all the kinds of things that
make us laugh and cry

He's A Family Guy!