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Tom tells his wife, "I got a new tattoo."
"Another tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my johnson," he said proudly. "What were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis?" "Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Tom is recovering nicely at the hospital. |
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lmao lol dam thats good
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txsgal, that was very funny...
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lol yeah thought it was pretty good
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I HEARD IT BEFORE BUT ITS STILL FUNNY.
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I HEARD IT BEFORE BUT ITS STILL FUNNY.
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