An old couple were sitting at the breakfast table on their 50TH anniversiery. The wife looks at her husband and says
"Earl, why don't we eat breakfast naked like we did when we were first married? "
Earl says
"ok, I can do that"
After they are naked and eating, the wife lovingly looks at her husband and says
"Earl, my nipples are just as hot for you as they were 50 years ago."
Earl just looks at her for a moment, then says
"Gladys, I bet they are....one is in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee"

this was halarious uk...keep them coming.

Us oldies need to get what ever we can get to get the getting...

Uk, your jokes are so funny, I just pissed out my coffee...

Besides that, how are you today, hope everything is fine...

WTF!!!!! I am trying to save this post from deletion, crazy ppl. these days...I read tons worse...picking on my UK...friend..

LMAO!!!

Love it...

Thanks for the early morning laugh

the miserable delete hater are everywhere