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Topic: Energizer Bunny Dies
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Fri 10/26/07 05:24 AM
AP December 12, 1999 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,... Foul play has not been ruled out.

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joe1973 Joined Thu 11/09/06 Posts: 1074	Fri 10/26/07 06:31 AM
omg!

tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Fri 10/26/07 11:43 AM
TOM, THAT IS WAY TOO FUNNY

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Awww, poor bunny

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